WHY THIS WEBSITE SUCKS
This website kinda sucks because it has no real direction or meaning. Sure, there is about a handful of people who over the many years of my writing have enjoyed what they read and could appreciate a website where it could all be found, but beyond that, this site is just stupid. I'm not offering any product or services of actual value. I talk about myself too much. The design looks like it was put together in 1996 by a retarded duck with meningitis brought on by duck-AIDS, and the contrasting font colors are perfectly thematic of the unhinged brain that could spawn such a ridiculous and frankly pitiable website. A website whose black background is an obvious rip-off of the actually funny site made by Maddox.
The photography, while somewhat good at times, is almost completely masturbatory, and not in the good Internet way of the meaning.
The stories contain stupid plots, annoying description, wooden dialogue and one-dimensional characters. They pay-off and the overall presentation are not unlike watching a porno where everyone keeps their clothes on and just kisses for a while.
The non fiction is brimming with idiot stoner ideas and, again, self-strokingly annoying first-hand accounts of the life of a forgettable drug addict who has almost zero emotional connections to anyone on this site or Planet Earth.
Green Genes magazine is a disgusting and uncreative rip-off of a work of utter brilliance by a man who is better educated and overall a better writer and a funnier person than his no-talent wanna-be doppelganger.
The animations are decent, but they were made about nine years ago and are about as fresh and timely as a dead bird.
The "word play" is pretty awesome if you're a sophomore girl in high school who's going to be busy babysitting this weekend and listening to shitty goth music. It's about as clever as a block of wood and about as rhythmic and soothing as a man with epilepsy vomiting on a cat.
The TV scripts are so good that nobody gives a flying fuck about them and no matter how many people I've shown them to, the reactions have been luke-warm or tepid at best. They are mildly competent in a city where people who write brilliant scripts are often overlooked, and yet I am often depressed because my bronze medal comedy is overlooked in a city where the stakes actually matter.
In all, this website sucks because it is a direct and mediocre manifestation of an indirect and mediocre mind.
